With heartfelt apologies to Katy.

(Sung to the tune of "Last Friday Night")s

There's a bear in the air!

Someone’s tossing little bears,

Punting turtles through the air,

Chasing after ghostly deer (why, exactly, isn’t clear).

Hairy hairy spider legs,

Toting fire birdie eggs

Who’s that druid over there?

Why’s he got such burny hair?

I know you're not pointing that thing at me, right?We’ve unlocked some stuff

and it’s pretty buff,

it’s true!

Oh yeah!

It’s a fiery blur

but I got some epic loots!

Look but don't touch, big fella!

(Damn!)

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah we waved at all the mobs,

and we did the dirty jobs,

collected all the bits and bobs.

Hey guys!

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah we blew holes in the ground,

brought in boulders by the pound,

completely got lost in the crowd!

Can I get a drink over here?

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Then we measured all the pools,

evaded all them pownage fools,

(they don’t play by all the rules).

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

But they keep the fires bright

so no way we’re gonna stop.

Whoa!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Do it all again!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Do it all again …

Don't fall to pieces there!

Aggra’s chasing after Thralls,

gotta help her catch ‘em all!

Slap some band-aids on some bros,

wait a minute, where’d they go?

Wispy wispy round and round,

planting seedlings in the ground,

them’s some pretty angry vines,

hey, give that mob to me, it’s mine!

Do you mind? I was DoTting that!

We’ve unlocked some stuff

and it’s pretty buff,

it’s true!

Oh yeah
It’s a fiery blur

but I got some epic boots!

Shut up, you.

(Balls!)

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah we rounded up the owls

and assorted other fowls

then we had a little howl!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Got the Armorer at last

new recipes are such a blast!

Boy, those Marks are spent so fast!
Hot Hyjal Nights…

 Cheer along with us!

E-P-I-X   E-P-I-X

E-P-I-X   E-P-I-X

E-P-I-X   E-P-I-X

E-P-I-X   E-P-I-X

WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

[ Sax solo]

Play it, you saxy thang!

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah we danced around with Thrall

and he really had a ball

just can’t seem to stop at all!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah, we spent a lot of gold,

and we got a little bold.

Hope these dailies don’t get old!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

We went running round and round,

burning birdies all got downed,

for the raids we will be bound!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Embergrises by the ton,

watch those silly druids run!

Thank the Light we’re almost done!
Hot Hyjal Nights!

Guess we’ll

do it all again!

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Do it all again …

3 Responses to “Hot Hyjal Nights”
  1. Angelya says:

    Haha! I love this :D *wipes tears* Thankyou!

  2. ambient says:

    Your screenshots here are great, really entertaining compositions with Flora’s gestures and the ghost Thralls and the party shots. Really puts it over the top!

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