As you may have noticed, my guild has a lively, yet not vindictive1 group of healers. Apparently, such innocent things as making a haiku about Lolwells can get you in trouble with your healy friends. In fact, talking about it may earn you ire in that regard2.
However, healers have so much to DO! Keeping those margaritas topped off, accepting bribes from nervous tanks, and so forth. It’s just a BOTHER figuring out if a target is worthy of receiving such ire or not!
To that end, with Jasra’s help, I present you the LET ALL THE THINGS DIE flowchart.
Heals, plx. kthxbai.